Zero sat on the couch in the tenth division common room sipping tea and feeling quite relaxed. Zero closed his eyes and then quickly snapped them open as he felt something hit his lap as he almost spilled his tea. "What the hell?" he said as he saw a load of paperwork on him. "You lazy bum, you think you can get away with not doing your work?" said Rangiku hand on her hips and giving Zero a stern look. Zero looked at the paperwork and frowned. "Uh, lieutenant Matsumoto this is your...Matsumoto?" Zero looked around in confusion as the lieutenant was nowhere to be found. Zero groaned, "Figures." he said as he pulled out a pen and started working on the lieutenants paperwork which he figured was now his. As Zero took a sip of tea before starting on the first paper but then he heard the door slide open and looked around at captain Hitsugaya as he strode in and looked at Zero. "Zero I thought you turned in all your papers this morning." said the captain. "Well, uh lieutenant Matsumoto..." started Zero but Hitsugaya cut him off with a groan. "I can't believe she dumped all her paperwork on an associate, you don't have to do it." said the captain taking the papers off the coffee table and adding them to Matsumoto's large pile of papers. "Thank you captain Hitsugaya." said Zero bowing his head and picking up his cold tea. "Dammit." he said as he took a sip and shuddered. "Tea is only good warm." he said. "Well then let me help you." said Hinamori Momo walking over to him. "Thanks a lot Momo. said Zero as Momo muttered something and a small fire appeared in her hand and she put the cup over it. "No trouble at all." she said with a smile. Hinamori had not noticed the captain at first but she looked around and saw him and tried to stifle a blush while still holding Zero's tea, "Hello Shiro-chan- Oh I'm sorry!" Momo yelled as her small fire went out of control and made the tea overheat and explode. Luckily no one had been hit with the scolding hot tea but it had made a mess. "I'm so sorry I'll help clean this up." said Momo quickly pulling a cloth out of her robe and starting to wipe up the mess. "I'm going to go get some rags captain." said Zero running from the room. Hitsugaya pulled a cloth out of his robe and started to clean his desk which had had a particularly big splash on it. Momo bent down on her hands and knees and started to work on the floor. Toshiro looked at her behind as she wiped the floor. He mentally slapped himself for such indecencies, especially on Momo of all people. "I mean I like her but she probably doesn't feel the same about me." he thought sadly. Momo started to wiggle under the table but she made very sure that Toshiro could see her, since all of her plan was going, well to plan. She had planed almost all of this to get toshiro to give her some of the attention she wanted so badly. She had told Zero about her plan to overheat his tea and make a mess so she could show off in front of the captain. He was not so keen on this at first, even though Momo and him were good friends, he was afraid about the reaction of his captain if he ever found out he was going to splatter the common room with scolding hot tea, but he knew Hinamori had a big crush on the captain and Zero was known for his helpfulness on something concerning love. Hinamori wiped her forehead with her sleeve and then purposely put her sleeve in a puddle of tea. "Oh no, the sleeve is all soaked." she said pouting her lip and pulling her outer robe off revealing a slightly tight, white, v-neck  t-shirt, she giggled as she saw toshiro twitch as he looked at her new attire. Toshiro kept shaking his head clear of thoughts of himself holding Hinamori kissing her and pulling that tight shirt off...no, no he can't think about that, its so uncivilized. Zero walked back into the room with a handful of rags seeing the angry look on Hinamori's face he quickly tried to think of an excuse to leave, obviously she was not done with her plan. "Oh, uh-I just forgot I left my uh, um...room key, in the closet, be right back." he said as he ran from the room. "He is a little odd today." said Toshiro walking over to get a rag. "Oh don't mind it." she said as she walked over to the pile of rags Zero had dropped at Momo's look. She bent down and started to grab a rag. Her hand closed around Toshiro's instead. "Momo?" said toshiro blushing at the feeling of her soft hands on his calloused ones. "Yes?" she said smiling at the look on her Toshiro's face. "I have something to tell you." he said swallowing his fear. "What is it?" said Hinamori smiling hoping her suspicions were correct. "I-I...Lo-Lo-" he started but he was cut off by Momo pulling him to her lips. Surprised by this, but not questioning his good fortune he went on with it and started to deepen the kiss. Zero peeked thru the door to see if it was safe to go back in and quickly turned away with wide eyes and a small nosebleed. "Guess her plan worked better than she thought it would." thought Zero. Hinamori and Toshiro were on the couch now groping at each other and kissing passionately. Toshiro gave Hinamori a look and she smiled and nodded as he went to take off her top and she ripped off his robes. Now Zero had no idea this was going on but he thought he should keep an eye out for his other squad members just in case they saw this. Then his heart stopped as he heard the lieutenant and her friends singing and laughing, they had clearly been drinking. Zero tried to knock on the door to let them know but he could hear his captain and Momo doing, well they weren't kissing anymore and this would not go good interrupted. "Hey Chiro what you doing in front of our squad room." slurred the lieutenant looking up at Zero. "Uh...just thinking that I would...uh...join you all?" said Zero uncertainly. Matsumoto looked at him and grinned. "Why sure you can!" she said loudly pulling him onto her breasts in a bone breaking hug. Zero struggled to get her to release him. "I just need some more money." she said as she opened the door. Zero covered his eyes and heard matsumoto start to laugh. Zero looked and saw the captain and Hinamori almost totally nude frozen over each other. Matsumoto stopped laughing and threw a small packet at them. "We don't need another lil' toshiro running around here just now." she said walking over to her desk, grabbing some money and walking out the door. Zero stood there dumbstruck as his captain and Momo were looking at matsumoto and Zero angrily. "I-I'm g-g-going to leave n-ow." stuttered Zero holding one of the rags on the floor to his bleeding nose as he ran out of the room and shut the door. As Zero and Matsumoto were sitting at the bar Zero was crying. "Oh I know Zero its hard to see our little captain growing up." she said patting him on the shoulder. "N-no it's not that it's just...why did they have to do that on my chair?"